Your Zontar Editor sloged through a video hellscape to amass this chilling and befuddling compilation. Here is the original photocopy booklet that accompanied the VHS tape.
Blog of Zontar the thing from Venus.
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"Extremism in defense of aesthetics is no vice"
""Devoted to the intensive study of the most obscure and disreputable cultural manifestations of the decaying hu-man empire".
."Zontar, that's hardly a blog you have there. That's a TROVE of SPLENDORS, a COMPENDIUM of WONDERS, a BRITISH MUSEUM of BULLDADA."
- Rev. Susie the Floozie
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